Ep 1 - Only For Fried Chicken

[Sherea 'Dis Bitch' Lloyd]

WHAT DA FUCK WHY AM I ON THIS TRYBE WITH ALL THESE WHYTIES + PG? I IS GUNA BE SICK.

Well as usual, I am the only black chick on my tribe.

I AM GUNA WORK HARD CUZ I AM HOT LIKE THAT.

I stand out, I need to fit in.

I WOULD ONLY JOIN AN ALLIANCE FOR FRYED CHIKEN ONLE.

I would only join an alliance if I got a good deal.

WHAT THE BUMBOCLAAT?

What the bumboclaat.

[Sherea 'Dis Bitch' Lloyd]

K, so I wanta set up an alliance. Ya know? So I go talk to mah rice queen Peyghe. And she is all like yo. and i am like yo. Yo? So we made an alliance, it's called the chicken fried rice alliance NOT SOME STUPID ALLIANCE NAME CALLED ONION WTF MARCUS ARE YA DUMB?

anyways, i dont want to be kidnapped because I am no nappy headed hoe.